More Closely Watched Than Britney Spears' Cleavage

Asian Food Staple strongly encourages you to take your Santa-tracking seriously this year. Ringo Starr sure is! Maybe I'm just extremely out of touch, but I hardly recognize anyone after the first few famous mugs (including Ringo's) in the "Celebrity Messages" section. And honestly, I'm not sure I want to live in a world where people with names like George Stroumboulopoulos, Paul Gross, and Brett Butt can become "celebrities." Anyway, don't miss the sample video... who knew that Claus was into raver music?